If you came to the rink expecting a tense, defensive tactical masterclass, you definitely wandered into the wrong sheet of ice. The Puckheads treated this Division 2 tilt like a glorified shooting gallery, systematically dismantling One Man Wolfpack in a comprehensive 7-1 offensive clinic. The fireworks started in the opening frame when Andrew Retkowski buried…
Defense was entirely optional on Sunday night as the Dirty Birds unloaded an absolute aerial assault, skating away with a 10-3 blowout against the Killer Goats in Division 2 action. Someone notify the rink staff to check the bulbs on the scoreboard, because they got a serious workout. The Goats actually drew first blood when…
If you came to the rink expecting a chaotic barnburner with pucks flying indiscriminately into the twine, you clearly forgot to read the scouting report on the Women's Division. Sunday's tilt between the Mother Puckers and The Valkyries was an absolute masterclass in poise, patience, and premier puck protection that ended in a razor-thin 2-0…
It was a lively clash in the Women's Division as the Bad Bees buzzed past Chix with Stix in an exciting 4-2 contest full of great offensive pushes and high-energy skating. The Bees struck first on a first-period power play, proving their specialty teams were dialed in early. Bad Bees struck again midway through the…
It turns out Lite Beer doesn't just taste less filling—it also packs quite an offensive punch. In a lively Division 4 clash, the Lite Beer Eagles weathered an early chill to ground Ice Breakers Plus by a score of 5-3. Edward Stern opened the scoring for the Ice Breakers exactly one minute into the contest,…
If you came to the rink expecting a masterclass in neutral zone trapping and disciplined defensive structure, we sincerely hope you kept your receipt. The Blue Bombers and Mighty Drunks put on an absolute offensive clinic—or a defensive comedy of errors, depending on how generous you feel—trading haymakers all night to a breathless 5-5 deadlock….
If you paid for a full seat at the rink, you only needed the edge of it—assuming you weren't covering your eyes every time the puck entered the defensive zone. In a game where backchecking was strictly optional, the Tulsa Bison out-slugged Ice Breakers Plus in a wild 12-6 barnburner. Ice Breakers Plus actually looked…
The Reapers came to harvest points, and by the final buzzer, The Syndicate was left wondering where their organized offense went in a decisive 5-1 beer league tilt. Dickie Williams got the grim work started in the opening frame at 9:32, burying a pretty apple served up by Paul Sanders. A few minutes later, Dennis…
It turns out the Kraken Cold Ones were left out on the porch a little too long, because Mayhem Wreck+ came through and skunked them 5-0, rolling to their sixth straight victory. Jeff Orr got the party started just 2:23 into the first period with an assist from Ethan Hilton, extending his electric goal streak…
Defense was strictly treated as an optional suggestion on the scoresheet as Fossil Hockey dismantled the Dirty Danglers in a 9-3 barnburner. Apparently, the Fossils refuse to go quietly into the tar pits of time, coming out firing with four unanswered tallies in the opening frame. Frederic Bassett kicked things off by burying back-to-back goals…