If you paid for the whole seat at the ice rink, you only needed the edge of it—assuming the chilly arena metal didn’t freeze your pants first. Gold as Ice and Hot Garbage treated the TAHL faithful to a nine-goal thriller that came down to the absolute wire, finishing 5-4 in favor of Gold as…
If you came to the rink expecting a masterclass in neutral zone traps and goalie duels, you clearly checked into the wrong game. Hitmen Silver and Havok decided that checking and backchecking were purely theoretical concepts, putting on an offensive clinic that ended in an 8-5 barnburner in favor of the Hitmen. Havok stormed out…
They say the honey badger doesn't care, but after dropping their seventh straight game, the Honey Badgers might want to start giving at least a mild darn. One Man Wolfpack snapped a three-game skid of their own with an emphatic 5-1 victory, proving that when the moon is full—or when the ice slots are cold—wolves…
Defense was strictly optional at the rink as Laser and the Puckedelics engaged in an eight-goal thriller that ended in a perfectly balanced 4-4 draw. Laser struck first and fast—really fast. David Mansfield decided waiting around was overrated, burying two pucks just 16 seconds apart in the first period to spot Laser an early 2-0…
If you looked at the ice during this matchup, you might have thought you were experiencing double—or triple—vision. Mojo showed up sporting no fewer than three skaters rocking jersey #15, leading many to wonder if the team found an irresistible bulk discount at the thrift store. Unfortunately for Mojo, the Yeti avalanche paid no attention…
Whoever told you The Mafia always wins never saw them cross paths with an unruly pack of Average Joes. In a Division 5 clash that had plenty of offensive punch, the Joes proved they were anything but average, skating away with a decisive 6-2 victory. Ryan Martinez set the tone early in the first period,…
Someone check on the Rohan Riders, because the beacon was lit for help and nobody answered. In a dominant Division 5 showcase, the Ice Breakers lived up to their name by absolutely shattering the defensive structure of the Riders, cruising to a comprehensive 9-0 victory. The first period turned into an avalanche in the span…
If the Tulsa Greasers arrived hoping for a smooth evening, the Tulsa Tuskens promptly laid down some serious sandpaper. Shaking off a three-game losing streak, the Tuskens exploded for a relentless 7-1 victory that had the goal judges working overtime in the first period. The Tuskens came out flying in the opening frame, burying five…
Offense was on full display as the Mother Puckers unleashed a masterclass in sharpshooting, claiming an electrifying 7-3 victory over the Tulsa Riveters and putting an end to the Riveters' four-game win streak. Leading the charge was Nicole Baker (rocking #07, giving peak secret-agent sniper energy), who buried a first-period tally and followed up with…
The Women's Division treated us to an electric showcase of pure offensive determination this week as the Bad Bees snapped a two-game slump with a thrilling 4-2 victory over the hard-charging Power Puck Girls. Jessica Harper got the hive buzzing early in the opening frame, burying a sweet feed from Lauren A Mincey to take…